Friday, March 27, 2015

Allies & Enemies


Morning, Cruzifers,

Today I wanted to share a little bit about the importance of association. While Euripides said in the Phoenix fragment, "Every man is like the company he wont to keep," I know none of you have read that, because he was a foreigner, and you can't read.

So now I'm bringing the concept to you in pictures. Or at least my assistant is, because, as we've already established, I have no idea how this "internet thing" works.




That being said, it is true the "mainstream" GOP thinks I'm an idiot, but it's good to know I still have some staunch advocates. For example, you all remember when Sarah, Mike, and I came together to support the first African American to propose slavery as a condition for welfare in the 21st century?




It doesn't matter that John McCain, a respected Senator and war hero can't stand me,



Keep Cruzing!

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